There are plenty of candidates this year, such as the committee full of knobheads and out and out nutjobs who gave the Nobel Peace Prize to the European Union. Rio Ferdinand is high on the list for boring the arse off us all with his constant whining and whinging about supposed racism in football.
But today David Cameron has enthusiastically joined the fray with a wonderfully bizarre defence of the most ridiculed and unwanted elections in the history of the world, yesterday's Police and Crime Commissioner elections. Only around 15% of the electorate could be bothered wasting a few seconds of their lives to put a cross by the name of a muppet attempting to clamber aboard the latest gravy train for failed and aspiring politicos. Here's what the knobhead said:
'The turnout was always going to be low, when you're electing a new post for the first time,'
No Dave, turnout was low because we're sick of voting for knobheads like you.
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But you see, Gregg, he won that award last year. And the year before that as well. 2009 and 2008 the award obviously went to Mr. It-Started-In-America.
So not much has changed, really, except that the winner of the "Knobhead of the Year" award is usually the UK PM.
As you were.
Toss of a coin between Cameron and 'the masses' as far as I'm concerned. Sick of 'the masses' voting for this lot, sick of them failing to understand that endorsement of the system means more of the same, sick of their childishness giddiness at events like the Jubilee or a royal wedding, and of their obsession with shite like the X factor and I'm a celebrity.
Fuck it Gregg, 'the masses' win. Let's celebrate their victory with a mass bonfire of the Sun, Star and OK! magazine...
Toss of a coin between Cameron and 'the masses' as far as I'm concerned. Sick of 'the masses' voting for this lot, sick of them failing to understand that endorsement of the system means more of the same, sick of their childishness giddiness at events like the Jubilee or a royal wedding, and of their obsession with shite like the X factor and I'm a celebrity.
Fuck it Gregg, 'the masses' win. Let's celebrate their victory with a mass bonfire of the Sun, Star and OK! magazine...
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