Get A Grip Cameron-Or a Decent Lock!

If a man can't be trusted to look after his bike, an "old friend" in his words, then who would be daft enough to trust him to run the country?

Yes, he's had it nicked again!

How embarrassing when the British PM, if that's what he ends up, has to report the Isle of Wight stolen. Then when it turns up he loses it again.

Full story if you can be bothered.

Prat Of The Month

It's only May 6th but this idiot must be the prat of the month:

A Preston-based policeman has refused to get on his bike - for fear of breaching health and safety rules.

PC Tony Cobban refused to climb into the saddle to pose for a photo after receiving a new bike from Halfords.

The officer said: "It was basically a health and safety thing. I was just being cautious as I haven't passed the Cycling Proficiency Test."

The only thing I can't fathom is how the idiot ever got into the police in the first place. What I resent is that a chunk of my council tax helps pay the pillock's wages.

So, if you are being attacked, mugged or whatever in Preston and you see PC Cobban (pictured) coming to your aid don't get too excited, be afraid, be very afraid.

On Yer Bike Dave! Or Perhaps Not.

Poor Dave Cameron, he's had his bike nicked. What I've never worked out is whether his bike is a genuine mode of transport or a prop. Either way having it nicked should make him think twice about stocking up on salad at the supermarket. Get a grip man, you're not a rabbit.

If it is a genuine mode of transport can I suggest he replaces the nicked one with a proper bike, hand made by English craftsmen next to his constituency? Go on Dave, buy a Pashley. That's a real bike.

On Yer Bike

A youngster (left) takes delivery of the first New Labour bike.




The nutty Fabian Society is now recommending that big nanny state buys every 10 year old a nice, shiny new bike. What with Alan Johnson wishing the NHS a 'happy birthday' on the Labour Party website, I think the Comrades really have finally and utterly lost the plot.