Crown Prosecution Service

The Crown Prosecution Service are to spend nearly £60,000 on bonuses for staff who got to work in the recent bad, wintry weather.

Staff who were hardy and heroic enough to get to work, despite a nip in the air and an inch or two of snow, are to get around £150 each.

Not exactly the scale of bonus bankers get for wrecking a whole bank, and screwing the economy simultaneously, but surely a sign of what a pathetic, sorry nation of pansies New Labour have turned Britain into.