Paul McCartney and his coven of daughters are launching 'Meat Free Monday'. The idea is that we all give up meat on a Monday thereby saving the planet. They seem to think that all the farm animals will understand and stop farting for the day as a result, thus reducing methane emissions.
All it means now is that I will make sure I have a bacon and sausage butty for breakfast, a ham sandwich for lunch and a nice big, juicy steak with a bottle of red in the evening, every Monday.
It'll be a bit like making sure I have a smoke on 'National No Smoking Day'.
