Wednesday, January 02, 2008

Three Cheers for Big Knickers

Here's a great story about a masssive pair of knickers being used to put out a house fire.

Now all those whining PC wallies like Prime Minister Gordon Brown who think smokers, porkers and others with 'self-inflicted' ailments should no longer be treated on the NHS, might like to think how much Mrs Marsey, being a porker, saved the NHS. She said herself that her daughter's skimpy knickers would never have put out the flames.

So three cheers for £4.99 parachute knickers size 18-20, better than any fire extinguisher. Put on weight and save lives and property!


Anonymous said...

Hey Beaman, stay your own side of the Pennines. We don't need Preston Boys using our stories. Hartlepool for the Cup!

Gregg Beaman said...

Preston, Preston?! Manchester born and bred, now residing in the delightful Lancaster area of North Lancashire, where a monkey has never been hanged by a baying mob!

Mark Wadsworth said...

LOL, brilliant!