Here's a great story about a masssive pair of knickers being used to put out a house fire.
Now all those whining PC wallies like Prime Minister Gordon Brown who think smokers, porkers and others with 'self-inflicted' ailments should no longer be treated on the NHS, might like to think how much Mrs Marsey, being a porker, saved the NHS. She said herself that her daughter's skimpy knickers would never have put out the flames.
So three cheers for £4.99 parachute knickers size 18-20, better than any fire extinguisher. Put on weight and save lives and property!