I just had to nick the following from The Remittance Man. If you don't visit this blog, with lovely views too, then you really should.
A Dane’s view of the US elections
We in Denmark cannot figure out why you in the USA are even bothering to hold an election.
On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, and a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.
On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a woman with a huge chest who owns a beer distributorship.
Is there a contest here?
Danes have always struck me as eminently perspicacious fellows.