So now the New Labour Stasi are going to hound you for sexual harassment if you call the barmaid 'love' or 'darling'. As ever the dead hand of the EU is lurking in the background, but it's nutty old slapper Harriet Harman who is responsible. Come on Harriet petal, tell us it's a joke. She's probably just peeved because even David Blunkett wouldn't sexually harass her.
Here's the full story from the Mail.
Where does that leave Alistair Darling?