I wasted this morning on a wild goose chase across to East Lancashire, but that's another story. While wasting the morning sat in traffic I was thinking of an article I read in yesterday's Daily Star, I was having breakfast at a butty wagon and didn't buy it! I was wondering what the reaction from my other half would be if I forgot Valentine's Day. Then, if I did forget it, what would be a good excuse? The answer is:
"I've converted to Islam!"