"Man is responsible for global warming, according to a new report that hits back at the growing scepticism around climate change.
The Met Office-led report looked at the latest figures on global temperatures, melting sea ice and humidity. It also considered new evidence on the extent of warming in the Antarctic, rainfall patterns and salinity of the oceans.
It concluded that is was "human influence" that is changing the climate".
If the Met Office says it's man made, it must be bollocks! In fact, if the Met Office predict a drought this winter, I'll start building an ark.