Well two actually. Magic!
Julie Kirkbride and the old slapper in Luton South, Margaret 'Moron', are standing down at the next election.
Thank God the slapper in Luton is on her bike, it saves us the agony of the excrutiating Esther Rantzen flouncing around on the stump, which she'd promised to do if 'Moron' didn't stand down.
Read all about it.
Come on Hazel 'Snout in Trough' Blears make it a hat-trick please.