Left; the famous Gazza strip (England not Spurs).
With all the furore about Paul Gascoigne's deteriorating health due to alcohol problems, it is good to know that the latter day St Jude (George Galloway) is organising national support for our ex-footballing hero, including a national rally:
Gazza: A Message of Support from George Galloway, Respect MP
(Surely that should be Gaza? Ed.).