Rejoice, rejoice. The runt has left the litter.
Hazel Blears resigns.
I love Salford, in fact I very occasionally, even now, get to watch Salford RLFC. Sorry but I can't bring myself to call them Salford City Reds, shit, I just have. But for God's sake people of Salford, it will take a long time for us to forgive you for putting that little bitch onto the national political scene.
Oh what fun we had! Bring on that general electon.