The bitch is to resign as Home Fuhrer, I mean Secretary.
She's standing down in the imminent reshuffle. Here is the story.
And the bonus ball is that Beverley Hughes is also standing down "for family reasons".
Must be saving the really good news, like Hazel 'The Runt' Blears standing down, for another day. Don't want to spoil us do they?
It's great fun all this, and very therapeutic.