The original puritans ducked women in the village pond. If they drowned they were not witches. If they didn't they were.
Today's puritans like to see racists everywhere. Are you one? Take the test and find out.
Q. Do you have any black friends?
A. No. Then you are obviously racist.
A. Yes. All racists say that. You are obviously racist.
At least a dead 'witch' had cleared her name.