I've always thought that the male menopause was a fabrication, an imaginary device invented by some drunken bum, of a certain age, because he'd beeen caught behaving like a wally.
Then yesterday I read of 56 year old John Hunt who is starting some kind of action against the Church of England to de-baptise him. It seems that he objects to having been baptised as an infant without giving consent. Now that must be the male menopause or, more likely, he is having some kind of terrible mental breakdown.
Anyway, that got me thinking. When I was but a babe in arms I was circumcised without giving consent. Now there's an idea to conjure with. Who's your solicitor John?